Well, In honor of St. Patrick I decided to go another way, here we have Sapphira O’Shannon, who I’m sure has some sort of Irish heritage. Sapphira is the girlfriend of Woking superstar (is there such a thing?) Paolo Vernazza and is at lot hotter than Robbie Keane’s wife (sorry Robbie).

more pics after the jump!

Behold Giorgia Palmas, former runner up in the Miss World Pageant and apple of Bologna’s Davide Bombardini eyes. On Striscia, which is presumably an Italian TV show, Giorgia plays a ‘Velina’ – a bimbo-like character who performs short dance breaks in skimpy outfits. It sounds good.

As all the people who have been to the boot-shaped country know, all Italian women in their twenties look like this. This is a common problem for me too; just out for a walk, minding my own business, thinking about which flavour ice-cream to buy, (mint choc chip), when a rogue gust of wind blows my top off. The results are quite so well received however, there is a lot more hair involved, and no rogue words flying about to cover my shame.

The first soccer Jersey I ever bought, before I ever started playing or watching soccer on TV was an AC Milan Jersey that I picked out of a handful of counterfit jerseys a friend of mine had brought back from Japan. Cost me 15 bucks. So in honor of my deep ties to the Roseneri and my years of being stuck in the outside back position, here are the wives of Gianluca Zambrotta and Marek Jankulovski.

2 more pics of Mrs Zambrotta and Mrs Jankulovski after the jump!

Elena does stuff. Modeling, presenting, reality shows, Italian footballers, YouTube videos, etc.

She also portrayed Rihanna for a video remix of “Shut Up & Drive”. So if smokin’ hot Italian models lip-synching horrible pop music is your thing, Merry Christmas.

BILD: Do you like Luca’s goal celebrations?

Cecchetto: “Yes! I think it’s sweet. His ear-poking one always makes me laugh.”

BILD: Does he do that at home too?

Why, whatever could they mean….

Answer is no, thankfully. Not much else of interest in the interview. They’re trying to have children, which is nice. Nothing like announcing to the world “we’re having a lot of sex at biologically appropriate times”. Because we needed to know that.

Slightly less photoshopped pic below.

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