Dec’s Ex…Wife: Jaciara

By: Eugène de Rastignac | 4 Comments

Another guy who couldn’t keep his pecker in his pantalones… Deco cheated on this gorgeous lass with a frigging hooker. However, Jaciara has a bit more self respect than Ca$hley’s lady: she dumped Artie Deco after the whole fit hit the shan.

Category: Ladies of Football, Portuguese WAGs

Tags: Brazilian WAGs, Deco, Jaciara, Ladies of Football, Portuguese WAGs

YouTube Friday: Mrs. Totti Eats Gelato

By: Horoné de Balzac | 1 Comment

Category: Italian WAGs, Ladies of Football

Tags: Francesco Totti, Ilary Blasi, Italian WAGs, Ladies of Football, Roma

Julia Gödicke

By: Horoné de Balzac | 2 Comments

Marcell Jansen’s arm candy. Julia resembles the lesbian lovechild of a Wild Things era Denise Richards…

Category: German WAGs

Tags: German WAGs, HSV, Julia Gödicke, Marcell Jansen

YouTube Bonus: Jelena Karleuša

By: Horoné de Balzac | No Comments

Further proof one needn’t be talented to be a WAG. Or a pop star for that matter.

Category: Balkan WAGs

Tags: Balkan WAGs, Dusko Tosic, Jelena Karleusa

Would You Cheat On This Broad?

By: Eugène de Rastignac | 3 Comments

Because God knows, Ashley Cole would has.

Category: British WAGs

Tags: Adultery, Ashley Cole, British WAGs, Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Tweedy

Jelena Karleuša

By: Horoné de Balzac | 5 Comments

Jelena is the new bride of Dusko Tosic, a defender from Serbia who plays for Werder Bremen and enjoys looking mean by angling his head slightly downward.
She’s also a singer, model and someone who has difficulties feeding herself spaghetti whilst strategically flashing her giant breasts in the general direction of the papparazzi. In her [...]

Category: Balkan WAGs

Tags: Balkan WAGs, Dusko Tosic, Jelena Karleusa, Werder Bremen

Football’s Yoko Ono

By: Horoné de Balzac | 1 Comment

More commonly known as Mrs. Shevchenko, or Kristin Pazik.

Category: Ladies of Football, North American WAGs

Tags: Andriy Shevchenko, Kristin Pazik, Ladies of Football, Milan, Ukraine

YouTube Friday: Liz Solari

By: Horoné de Balzac | 3 Comments

Liz is fringe material. She’s the sister of Santiago Solari, ex of Real, Atletico & Inter, currently back home with San Lorenzo. Something says she won’t be without a footballing sugar daddy for long, however, at which point she can enjoy full WAG status.

Category: Ladies of Football

Tags: Argentinian WAGs, Ladies of Football, Liz Solari, Santiago Solari

WAG Next Door: Giselle Santa Cruz

By: Horoné de Balzac | 4 Comments

Roque’s better half, obviously:

Roque’s super thrilled because she came with that trophy.

Category: Ladies of Football

Tags: Giselle Santa Cruz, Giselle Tavarelli, Ladies of Football, Paraguay, Roque Santa Crus

Marta Cecchetto

By: Horoné de Balzac | 1 Comment

An interview with the future Mrs. Toni from Bild:
BILD: Do you like Luca’s goal celebrations?

Cecchetto: “Yes! I think it’s sweet. His ear-poking one always makes me laugh.”
BILD: Does he do that at home too?
Why, whatever could they mean….

Answer is no, thankfully. Not much else of interest in the interview. They’re trying to have children, which [...]

Category: Italian WAGs

Tags: Italian WAGs, Luca Toni, Marta Cecchetto